This got me to thinking: How do you know when you are a Wankher? I came up with this one:
"You know you're a Wankher when all your computer passwords are derived from the works of Jack Vance."
[That's me: for years I have exclusively used passwords such as Araminta, Treesong, leucomorph; there's an endless supply!]
So, how do YOU know you're a Wankher?