Perhaps if Cameron had stolen a script directly from Herbert or Tolkien or... hey!.... Vance...! he could have put his special effects to better use. The story, though not totally useless, was pretty weak. If he had paid a decent script writer one of his millions, things might have been better.

The idea of turning a human into a big blue alien so that he could have sex with another big blue alien has a lot to commend it though - but only in the spirit of Outerspacial Relations, I mean. Sorry for being so PC. (And, anyway, I did find that big blue birdie-girl kind of sexy).

Sausage Lover

NB I don't know if 'Outerspacial' is actually a word - but surely there is now a need for it.