Once upon a time there lived in the Magic forest an oversexed Rabbit. Every day he would rise with the Sun and with nondenominational fervor would attempt to couple with any female of any species he could lay his paws on! This led to a number of very interesting Hybrids and Mutants until the King of the Elves saw his niece growing Big and put out the order to have the Rabbit brought in for questioning. When he was captured he was brought before the King who asked him "
Rabbit why are you trying to make every female in the Forest ?" To which the Rabbit replied " I can't help it Sire, Its Beyond My Control(5 obols for the gent who can tell me what Movie this quote came from!)!!!" To which the King replied; "I don't have time for this, if I ever again catch you making unwanted advances I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A GOON! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Yes Sire Of Course Sire - I'll be good and never do it again.

Well of course the Rabbit was as good as his word. At least for the first few weeks or course, but wouldn't you know it that sooner rather than later one of the local Amphibians gave birth to over 5 thousand furred tadpoles. The King was as good as his word too. He turned the Rabbit into a goon! Which just goes to show ya "HARE TODAY AND GOON TOMORROW" :lol :lol
:lol Attel()